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(css: "font-size:60%")[CLICK TO ROLL]You (text-style: "italic")[(either: "are a benevolent",
"are a naughty",
"are a sweet",
"are a sadistic",
"are a masochistic",
"are an evil",
"are an exquisite",
"are one spicy",
"are a horny",
"are a lusty",
"are a randy",
"are a repressed",
"are a shameless",
"are an angsty",
"are a pretty",
"are my sweet",
"are a lost") (either: "little worm",
"cyborg",
"beast",
"monster",
"taxidermist",
"scientist",
"little rodent",
"deity",
"alien",
"sorcerer",
"aristocrat",
"nerd",
"dentist",
"vampire",
"ghost")] and I (text-style: "italic")[(either: "have tentacles",
"have a crush on you",
"make a delicious mess",
"have a reputation to uphold",
"am very rule-abiding",
"have never been this close to you before",
"was just trying to deliver your pizza",
"don't like being told what to do",
"am covered in slime",
"wanna tell you all my secrets",
"caught you masturbating",
"found your erotic fanfiction",
"have the softest wings",
"am covered in delicious fur",
"can read your filthy mind",
"am not wearing any underwear",
"could snap you in half if I wanted",
"am wearing nothing but a jade amulet",
"am displeased with your behavior of late",
"am trembling with want",
"am slick with dew",
"make you squirm",
"am wearing one of your old shirts",
"love danger")] and we (text-style: "italic")[(either: "fuck till dawn",
"just stare at each other till we cum",
"are questioning our sexualities",
"fuck upon the softest moss",
"wrestle till dawn",
"have hate sex",
"are the only ones in this library",
"can't let your roommates hear us",
"are mortal enemies",
"jerk off wordlessly together",
"trade nudes",
"are finally alone together",
"are being watched",
"feed each other sweet berries",
"will lay before the fire on these fox furs",
"lick the sweat from each other's backs",
"have to bone to break a witch's curse",
"are in a misty graveyard",
"ejaculate into fine crystal goblets",
"have all this flat pack furniture to assemble",
"are in a period drama",
"go cruising for a third",
"must complete The Ritual",
"wrestle to find out who gets to top",
"take turns strapping on",
"are learning how to kiss",
"MUSTN'T",
"are trapped in a spaceship")].
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