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You are (text-style: "italic")[(either: "are a benevolent", "a naughty", "a bratty", "a sweet", "a sadistic", "a masochistic", "an evil", "an exquisite", "one spicy", "a horny", "a lusty", "a randy", "a repressed", "a shameless", "a glistening", "an angsty", "a pretty", "my sweet", "a furtive", "my submissive", "a fully nude", "a rock-hard", "a silly", "a polite", "a well-mannered", "a lost") (either: "little worm", "cyborg", "genius", "piece of meat", "beast", "monster", "taxidermist", "scientist", "little rodent", "deity", "alien", "sorcerer", "aristocrat", "nerd", "dentist", "vampire", "bimbo", "wanderer", "rockstar", "layabout", "rebel", "bard", "outlaw", "traveler", "scholar", "ambassador", "ghost")] and I (text-style: "italic")[(either: "have tentacles", "have a crush on you", "am your mortal enemy", "am your rival", "thought I hated you", "can scarcely look you in the eye", "am your doppelganger", "am not of this Earth", "am from the Dark Timeline", "enjoy making a mess", "have a reputation to uphold", "am very rule-abiding", "have never been this close to you before", "was just trying to deliver your pizza", "don't like being told what to do", "am covered in slime", "wanna tell you all my secrets", "caught you masturbating", "found your erotic fanfiction", "found your porn", "am not the person you thought I was", "have the softest wings", "dressed up for you", "am covered in delicious fur", "can read your filthy mind", "am not wearing any underwear", "could snap you in half if I wanted", "am wearing nothing but a jade amulet", "am displeased with your behavior of late", "am trembling with want", "am slick with dew", "make you squirm", "am wearing one of your old shirts", "am delirious with need", "had a long day at the office", "find you irresistible", "look so good in all this latex", "love a dare", "love danger")] and we (text-style: "italic")[(either: "fuck till dawn", "just stare at each other till we cum", "only have ten minutes", "are questioning our sexualities", "fuck upon the softest moss", "fuck hungrily", "revolutionize cybersex", "wrestle till dawn", "have hate sex", "are the only ones in this library", "can't let your roommates hear us", "jerk off wordlessly together", "trade nudes", "are finally alone together", "are being watched", "feed each other sweet berries", "will lay before the fire on these fox furs", "lick the sweat from each other's backs", "have to bone to break a witch's curse", "are in a misty graveyard", "ejaculate into fine crystal goblets", "have all this flat pack furniture to assemble", "are in a period drama", "go cruising for a third", "must complete The Ritual", "wrestle to find out who gets to top", "take turns strapping on", "are learning how to kiss", "MUSTN'T", "are the stars of the orgy", "simply must resolve this tension", "cruise each other at a steamy bar", "fuck in the broom closet", "cum into each other's mouths", "have the loudest sex of our lives", "give each other transcendent orgasms", "are trapped in a spaceship")]. <img src="https://unusualgemstone.neocities.org/rose.gif"> (css: "font-size:60%")[REFRESH TO ROLL AGAIN SHARE YOUR DELICIOUS RESULT ON SOCIAL WITH #BETTERSEXDICE]